Cafe 1923
Book Club Beckoning
Being popular is not always as easy as some people try to make it seem. It is a dream of many to be well read, oozing with intelligence and admired by their peers, however, few experience the thrill of looking down on the world because they go about it all wrong. The key to popularity lies in joining a decent book club.
First, determine which book club stands out among the rest based on its members. This could be anyone you might benefit from through association with him or her, for example, fashion models or people interested in purchasing expensive things.
You can compile a plethora of positive associations by throwing exclusive parties, ignoring unattractive people with poor reputations, wearing name brand clothing, collecting anything that is part of a limited edition, or ending your statements with “if you will.” You might consider purchasing an expensive vehicle.
If you explore what Café 1923’s book club has to offer, you will find many popular people who find that popularity makes life worth living lavishly.
Next, establish how much time and money you are willing to spend in order to become a member of the book club. This will help you incredibly on your way towards personal success.
4 comments:
Some night owls are afraid a 2 am pop in might be considered an intrusion, even if invited, because the invite might be simply presented under the guise of politeness. But, then again, some owls specialize in hunting fish. Get this: an adult female Eurasian Eagle-owl can weigh in excess of 9 lbs (in comparison the common barn owl weighs roughly 1 lb).
so basically you're telling us we're fat.
real nice. especially considering 83% of women 17 and older have eating disorders involving late night macaroni making and bingeing on cookies. not to mention, 94% of that 83% are subject to believing everything they hear, especially when it comes to imitating celebrities at all hours of the night on top of the fact that they just ate a whole cheese pizza as an act of worship and self-sacrifice to their god of face-tracing. it's too bad there wasn't a third wheel, because statistics show that 3 is the magic number. take for instance the man and woman who had a little baby. yes they did. and they had 3 in the family. and that's the magic number.
it's science.
Hey, Roseannes, the time stamps in your comment section are way off. Get it together. Speaking of 83%, back in 2005 Dutch researchers scanned a reproduction of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa and subjected it to cutting edge "emotion recognition" software. The results are in. Were in. In 2005, the results were in: Lisa is 83 percent happy, 9 percent disgusted, 6 percent fearful and 2 percent angry. She was less than 1 percent neutral, and not at all surprised. Quite frankly, neither am I.
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